Category: Restaurant Reviews

Order breakfast at 7pm if you want, they’re not going to say anything other how do you like your eggs.

The booths are deep enough to lose the echoes of Don Giovanni’s baritone and house the gut of Joey Diaz in his physical prime. The focaccia has more dough than a Nike contract so you’ll need the room, and if you aren’t baptizing every piece in oil they’ll have you whacked on the way to the car.

Being called “Cannibal Cafe” one can’t help but wonder if there is a password used for ordering human meat, I tried codeword “Chinatown”. But after my best Rockford impersonations the closest thing I found was meat raised humanely, which in probably every way is better. We came in with an average heart rate of about 110 knots after an espresso rip celebrating a birthday.

When walking into this quiet little spot off 5 Road there are a couple things you should prepare yourself for. One, the owner is going to be fresher than you. You absolutely cannot flex on my man. His upper body has only felt the finest Jordan cottons. His kicks could easily outshine any pair on the Richmond Olympic Oval basketball courts making Mr Cleans head look like a back alley dumpster.

A couple of weeks ago, I had a bad experience with a pulled pork benny that really changed my perspective on eggs benedict So, here I am, Sunday, August 18th, it has been a rough night, I’m starving and in the mood for a good meal.

Walking in you’re hit by a sexual palisade of herbs and spices. While sipping my honey wine, which is basically juice in the form of liquor. I noticed they had Ethiopian bangers coming through the TV.

You know right off the bat when you see ‘cash only’ in the heart of West Cambie in Richmond, you’re in the presence of authentic Chinese food. And being the only gweilo in the building was further affirmation of the fact.

The entry doors are mythical, almost as if they’ve been preserved from the tower of Orthanc. A small inkling to the rich oak and mahogany decor Ron Burgundy and the channel 4 news team would be heavily influenced by.

Anh and Chi is the classiest place on the block. Cucumber water seconds after being seated. You know what they say about cucumbers, the pickle’s cooler uncle that parties; kind of like Brodie Jenner. However, my admiration for their progressive menu is esteemed.

       From here on out every word you read will be interpreted as the voice of Sam Elliot. This place is Paul Bunyan during the prohibition era living in the lawless district of Chinatown. Bear skin rugs hitched to the walls as chattel. You ever stared a ten…

The Andina building on its own is art. The free parking lot is the gallery, and the brewery is the artiste behind it all.

This place is like the border to Mexico, you don’t need ID to enter and you don’t really want to leave. Fire reggaeton coming through the speakers and bright colors everywhere.